JS: The last episode of X-Files, though, you kissed, uh, Gillian, which is sort of what it was all building up to.
DD: I guess. You know, finally — she’d already had my baby so I figured it was time to kiss her. Some weird kind of time warp there.
JS: I kissed her in a movie like two years prior to that, so it’s kind of funny that you got my sloppy seconds.
The Daily Show, 2001