Harold:
Stay behind John, keep saving people.
John:
Did you say move heaven and earth to come and find you, shooting as many kneecaps as I could along the way, because I did that. I always do what you ask, aren't you proud? Harold? Harold my eyesight is going I need to put my face next to your face to see how you're reacting to all of this. You look pale, I'm concerned. I may need to make out with you a little to make sure your heart rate is fine and you're breathing normally. Relax, it is all part of the job.
Hot Chocolate Snickerdoodles
ATTN: Barnacle since I don’t have your email address
Preheat oven to 350.
1/2 cup butter
3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4...
“I feel ill,” [Howl] announced. “I’m going to bed, where I may die.”
What's on the Table
Harold has spent years perfecting the casual, pleasant, easily forgettable date – the sort of evening that might be followed by...