May 18, 2013
What kind of city has a cooper in 2013?

oracleofmefi:

Fun fact: Williamsburg isn’t full of hipsters.

Bullshit. Look at this map. 95% of the people who live there seem to work in some sort of old timey craft nonsense. Weavers, wheelwrights, coopers. What kind of city has a cooper in 2013? A hipster city that’s where.

posted to Metafilter by Bulgaroktonos at 13:15 on May 13, 2013

May 5, 2013
"There was a time when my life had gone to shit. We started writing songs for the fuck of it, and they were honestly not compelling songs. But it was cool because Patrick came over and we did it as friends; we ate burritos and hung out. I think there’s this bizarre thing when you come to people’s towns and you’re doing a band, people think you’re these toys they can put in the toy chest when you go away and you don’t do anything else. It’s way more like Toy Story where you live your lives between those moments, too. I was the best man at Patrick’s wedding. Life keeps going on regardless to what’s going on with your band. For me, Patrick has always instructed me on how to live. Regardless of whether Fall Out Boy existed, I would still need to be friends with Patrick. If anything, he opened me up to different bands and music. He’s a good friend for me."

Pete Wentz
AP Magazine Issue #299 (via jackingtonoff)

DON’T WORRY, PETE WENTZ, I’M ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU AND PATRICK ARE DOING WHEN I’M NOT LOOKING.

(via browniet)

April 21, 2013

barnacling:

I just had to fan my face.


“He was kind of into it for a second.”

(Source: )

March 11, 2013
stealstheashes:

tengorazones:

empath-eia:

themegaloo:

deftmegalodon:

theletteraesc:

miasnape:

copperbadge:

eimearkuopio:

“Yhdistä persoona ja verbi” - “Link the pronoun and the verb”

“He loved the ladies. (Plural, that is.)”— Frenchmen, Desire, Good Children, and Other Streets of New Orleans, by John Chase

“Team up and send them to Greece to form the basis of a new currency.”
— The One Hundred Most Pointless Things in the World, by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman

I am not going to reblog the sentence in question from the book nearest me, because it has to do with child sacrifice.

“Standard carny procedure” - Grave Peril by Jim Butcher

“She always loved my stories from the war, too.”  Okay, so the closest book was Captain America: Road to Reborn. (I counted the pages)

She made no moan—her heart was stone—she read his smiling face;
And like a dream flashed all her life’s dark horror and disgrace;
A moment only—with a snarl he hurled her into space.
(Robert Service, “Ballads of a Cheechako,” 1909)

As science fiction scholar Jess Nevins explains below in an excerpt from his Encyclopedia of Fantastic Victoriana, Oshikawa merges these themes with fanciful machines manned by the Nemo-like renegade, Captain Sakuragi. -The Steampunk Bible, Jeff Vandermeer.
Basically, alien machine sex?

Being a solitary person without a sense of country, he had never felt he belonged to that village— or to any other.
(Eva Luna, Isabel Allende)

Twenty-three? - When She Woke, Hillary Jordan.
(At first I miscounted and got “She didn’t know, and her ignorance made her anxious.”)

stealstheashes:

tengorazones:

empath-eia:

themegaloo:

deftmegalodon:

theletteraesc:

miasnape:

copperbadge:

eimearkuopio:

“Yhdistä persoona ja verbi” - “Link the pronoun and the verb”

“He loved the ladies. (Plural, that is.)”
— Frenchmen, Desire, Good Children, and Other Streets of New Orleans, by John Chase

“Team up and send them to Greece to form the basis of a new currency.”

— The One Hundred Most Pointless Things in the World, by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman

I am not going to reblog the sentence in question from the book nearest me, because it has to do with child sacrifice.

“Standard carny procedure” - Grave Peril by Jim Butcher

“She always loved my stories from the war, too.”  Okay, so the closest book was Captain America: Road to Reborn. (I counted the pages)

She made no moan—her heart was stone—she read his smiling face;

And like a dream flashed all her life’s dark horror and disgrace;

A moment only—with a snarl he hurled her into space.

(Robert Service, “Ballads of a Cheechako,” 1909)

As science fiction scholar Jess Nevins explains below in an excerpt from his Encyclopedia of Fantastic Victoriana, Oshikawa merges these themes with fanciful machines manned by the Nemo-like renegade, Captain Sakuragi. -The Steampunk Bible, Jeff Vandermeer.

Basically, alien machine sex?

Being a solitary person without a sense of country, he had never felt he belonged to that village— or to any other.


(Eva Luna, Isabel Allende)

Twenty-three? - When She Woke, Hillary Jordan.

(At first I miscounted and got “She didn’t know, and her ignorance made her anxious.”)

March 10, 2013
Caught up on getting pictures off my camera! This is the Maine-est of all.

Caught up on getting pictures off my camera! This is the Maine-est of all.

10:02pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZrWZMyf_rqFr
  
Filed under: maine 
March 10, 2013
stealstheashes:

nonnegative:

cadmium-yellow:

flatbear:

stabbinemup:

feels-like-fire:

spinningdust:

dirtymackem:

canistakahari:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

thecrazyalaskan:

Oh my God this is so helpful, holy crap.

BUT WHAT ABOUT CELLPHONESSSS

this is pretty much accurate except for the maize?? LOL NO

I would like to confirm that at no point have I referred to corn as “maize”. Good call on everything else, though!

And I will neutralise that by confirming that I would call it maize. ;)

AW DID YOU REBLOG THIS JUST FOR ME? HELPFUL REBAGEL. ;D

Heh, I remember trying to explain the concept of sausage and gravy biscuits to a Brit once.  At first she was horrified, and rightly so!

I would like to humbly add Surname (brit) and Last Name (usa) to this. Whenever I ask someone for their surname at work, I get the weirdest fucking looks. AND THEN I MUTTER ABOUT RUBBISH UNTIL THEY WALK AWAY.

WAIT A SECOND, I WAS SURE AMERICANS SPELLED IT PYJAMAS TOO.
- A perpetually confused Canadian

We do not!

i use both taxi and cab, faucet and tap, and i say curtains not drapes.

Ditto, and I wouldn’t call a freestanding piece of furniture a closet. Or are they saying that you’re less likely to have a built-in closet in Britain?

stealstheashes:

nonnegative:

cadmium-yellow:

flatbear:

stabbinemup:

feels-like-fire:

spinningdust:

dirtymackem:

canistakahari:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

thecrazyalaskan:

Oh my God this is so helpful, holy crap.

BUT WHAT ABOUT CELLPHONESSSS

this is pretty much accurate except for the maize?? LOL NO

I would like to confirm that at no point have I referred to corn as “maize”. Good call on everything else, though!

And I will neutralise that by confirming that I would call it maize. ;)

AW DID YOU REBLOG THIS JUST FOR ME? HELPFUL REBAGEL. ;D

Heh, I remember trying to explain the concept of sausage and gravy biscuits to a Brit once.  At first she was horrified, and rightly so!

I would like to humbly add Surname (brit) and Last Name (usa) to this. Whenever I ask someone for their surname at work, I get the weirdest fucking looks. AND THEN I MUTTER ABOUT RUBBISH UNTIL THEY WALK AWAY.

WAIT A SECOND, I WAS SURE AMERICANS SPELLED IT PYJAMAS TOO.

- A perpetually confused Canadian

We do not!

i use both taxi and cab, faucet and tap, and i say curtains not drapes.

Ditto, and I wouldn’t call a freestanding piece of furniture a closet. Or are they saying that you’re less likely to have a built-in closet in Britain?

(Source: jnfrlm)

February 4, 2013

ahomeboysilfe:

Wait did they fucking shut down the overcast kid website I was going to go buy a membership. I planned this for so long oh my god.

INORITE???

(Source: wentzified)

January 28, 2013

(Source: lesmeangirls)

January 27, 2013

We’re marchin’ on

(via racketstory)

January 26, 2013

But this little girl was super-cute.

(Source: doomsday519)

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